hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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