I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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