i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
two words...techno handjob
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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