Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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