i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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