We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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