I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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