i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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