How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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