Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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