Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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