Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
