planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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