Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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there is glitter all over my balls
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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