I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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