when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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