Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just high enough for therapy.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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