apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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