Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I don't deserve a penis
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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