So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It's official drugs can't kill me
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
