Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Houston, we have a blender
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Randomize
