I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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