You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Sponge bath it is.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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