He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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