remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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