Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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