I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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