things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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