We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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