sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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