We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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