This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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