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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  This is why Helen Keller didn't drink

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just want cinnabon and vodka.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?

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• (585): View more from New York

  Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop

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  We're dating now

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