I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Randomize
