I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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