Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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