Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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