I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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