Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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