ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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