Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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