just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You can't just leave with hair like that
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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