The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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