I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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