i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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