Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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