What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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