If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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