we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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