hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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