another moral hangover. fuck.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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