Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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