I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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