sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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