so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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