Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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