operation harelip BJ is a go
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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