Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Randomize
