Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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